Different Male Masturbators & How to Use Them

After years of squealing “eeeeuw” at the downright nasty “realism” of many male masturbator sex toys (and refusing to give such dodgy toys shelf-space), we have finally found some male masturbator toys that everybody can feel good about…

Whether you’re a sassy singleton or happily coupled-up, masturbation is healthy.

It’s a great way of finding out your likes and dislikes, it relives pressure if you’re feeling stressed or  just too darn frisky to not do it! Many people masturbate to fall asleep (insomniacs – take notice!) and others do it because they are  bored…

Whatever the reason, masturbation is a fabulous way of keeping a rosy glow on your cheeks!

We stock a fun selection of masturbators for men, and we have many female customers who buy them as treats for their partners. Men buy them for themselves too, of course, whenever they fancy something a little extra for the weekend.

One-Pop Masturbators

One-pop masturbators are the most popular gift for men in our London store. So many women buy cute Tenga Eggs for their men, as they can be used as a fun couples toy too.

Tenga Egg Masturbator
Tenga Egg Masturbator £10

Masturbation eggs are very innocent looking, so great if you are going away for the weekend, or if you have curious kids looking through your drawers. All they see it a cute egg shape in colourful wrapping!

Tenga Masturbator Cups feature no faux lady lips or pretend pubes, just a tunnel of lovely sensations, softly textured and slick with lubricant, all wrapped up in cool pop-art packaging. Our male customers  often buy the single-pop-cups for themselves.

Designed as a single-use, ‘one shot’ male masturbator experience (use condoms to extend usage), all Tenga Male masturbator toys feature a moulded silicone interior, approx 6 inches long, with lubricant already inside so sensations are always sensually slippery.

These revolutionary male masturbator toys have sold over 2,000,000 to date and are the best-selling male masturbator sex toys in Japan, where they hail from.


The most popular male masturbators at Sh! areTenga Eggs.

Tenga Egg Soft Silicone Top
Tenga Egg Soft Silicone Top

The Tenga Eggs come with different patterns and textures, and they are all as popular as each other.

The Eggs are so easy to use: unwrap the shrink film, twist the plastic shell apart (just like you would with a chocolate Kinder Egg), take  out the soft silicone top . Open the accompanying sachet of lube, drizzle the lube into the egg, place the top over the head of your penis, and work it up and down, around and around or a mixture of both…

There are several eggs to choose from, such as ClickerWavy or Spider,  but whichever one you choose, you’ll have a great time!

How to use a Tenga Cup Masturbator:

Tenga Cup Masturbator
Tenga Cup Masturbator

1. Tear off the shrink film and take off the cap.

2. Take off the air-hole seal.

3. Insert your penis into the lubricated hole.

4. Move the cup up and down and enjoy the sensations!

Each Tenga Masturbator Toy has its own specific pleasures:

Deep Throat Cup: Change the strength of vacuum by pressing (and releasing) the air-hole.

Soft Tube Cup: Rub, knead, and grip the tube and feel the pressure of your own hand.

Rolling Head Cup: Stimulate the top of your penis by rolling.

Double Hole Cup: Enjoy the 2 different sensations from the 2 holes in the cup.

Air Cushion Cup: Enjoy the difference in pressure and vacuum by releasing.

Reusable Masturbators

One-pop-cups may seem like a lot of money – especially if you like to use them regularly. Instead, you might want to think about investing in a reusable masturbator.

OptiMALE Rollerball 2 Way Stroker
OptiMALE Rollerball 2 Way Stroker

Reusable masturbators offer nodules and bumps and squeezes in all the right places.

We stock only aesthetically pleasing ones, so you needn’t worry about having to hide an unpleasant

looking masturbator from nosy flatmates.

A reusable masturbator will come with lube, but there’s no reason why you can’t use your favourite water-based lube instead.

Like all other sex toys, reusable masturbators are very easy to keep clean: simply wash with sex toy cleaner and leave to air dry.

Vibrating Masturbators

Cobra Massager £87
Cobra Massager £87

We’ve long known that buzzing toys aren’t just for women – men can enjoy them just as much – and for the guys who enjoy vibrations, we have a selection of great, vibrating masturbators, even rechargeable ones or 2-way, interactive bluetooth ones!

Vibration over the glans (the head of the penis), against the frenulum and up & down the shaft can be intensely pleasurable, as can a well-placed buzz against the perineum (the area between ball-sack and anus).

Vibrating masturbastors are very easy to keep clean: simply wash with sex toy cleaner, rinse and leave to air dry.

Vacuum Pump Masturbators

Vibrating Penis Pump
Vibrating Penis Pump Masturbator £20

Many men enjoy the feeling of having their penis gently stretched, which is exactly what a vacuum pump does (very similar to clit pumping for women). Offering suction, enlargement and vibration, a Penis Pump Masturbator is a triple whammy of sensations!

A Vacuum Masturbator uses vacuum treatment on the inserted penis, improving penile tisse and blood-flow, resulting in a (temporarily) larger member and harder erection.

Used for solo play, the strap-on vibrating bullet adds a layer of extra excitement.

The Penis Pump Masturbators stocked at Sh! are intended for play only. In case of medical issues or erectile dysfunction, please see your GP.


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