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Something Old, Something New…

With a whopping 53% of all weddings in the UK taking place between May and August, we’re busy gearing up for an alternative Wedding Season with cherry-picked gifts much more exciting than four-slice toasters or silverware.

Something Old

Traditionally the marriage begins on the wedding night, but it’s commonly estimated that more than half (52%) of newlywed couples do not consummate on the night. Organizing and executing a dream wedding is costly both in terms of finances and energy, and many couples choose to snooze rather than enjoying bed shaking antics after the nuptials.

Shaking out a tried & tested quickie position in between service and evening celebration is the best way of ensuring some private fun and sets you up for the rest of the night. This could be any position as long as you know it works.

Tickle Her Pink Clitoral Stimulating Gel Tester £3In order to spice up the quickie, we recommend keeping a handy tester sachet of Tickle Her Pink clitoral enhancing gel tucked away inside a bra or a pocket. Massage a finger-tips’ worth of stimulating gel into the clitoral area during the festive frolic, before enjoying the additional rush of blood to this super-sensitive area.

Something New

Traditionally the Bride wears something new for her wedding, but Sh! recommends non-conventional Brides takes the ‘something new’ a little further.

The honeymoon is the perfect time to relax together. Embracing new positions, techniques and adventures should be high on the agenda; a couple that plays together, stays together. Packing a little something into the suitcase will ensure the happy couple start as they mean to carry on.

This small card game for couples takes up no space in the suitcase, and each card suggests a new position to try out.

The images are a heteronormative, but with the help of imagination (or a Sharpie), you can still enjoy the positions with a strap-on, for example.

Something Borrowed

A traditional Bride may choose to borrow something from a close friend or family member to wear on the day, but we’d like to suggests an altogether different approach to ‘something borrowed’: a selection of sex tips that you can customise and make your own.

sh_-satin-seduction-bondage-gift-set-whiteBlindfolding a partner ensures that every lick, kiss and caress is felt so much more intensely. The receiving partner can relax into the blissful sensations of pleasure washing over them. This small but oh-so-useful bridal gift box holds a blindfold, a pair of satin ties and a soft feather pom for stroking and tickling. 

A soft ostrich feather traced over soft skin wakes up nerve-endings and hints at what’s to come. If you feel like taking the session a little further, this feather comes teamed with a spanking crop for teasing & pleasing. Spanking play doesn’t have to be painful, so if you just want to use the crop for posturing and playful tappin o’ the bum, that’s excellent fun too! 

lipstick_1 (1)A small discreet vibrator is the best way of increasing a woman’s chances of hitting the Big Oh. This rechargeable and waterproof lipstick style vibrator is a bestseller at Sh! and fits the bill. With 8 different settings and sensational power, it’s quick & easy to use. Remember that vibration can be exciting on parts other than juicy genitals: ear lobes, back of neck, nipples… Any body part that enjoys a bit of attention, really. 

Something Blue

Something blue traditionally refers to the Bride’s garter, a hidden expression of love & fidelity. A modern Bride may choose to forego the frilly garter, opting instead for an erotic sexting session in blue language with her betrothed.

Spending a long day with friends & family, it is not unusual for a newlywed couple to feel as if they do not get enough time together on the big day. This is easily remedied by adding some sexy sizzle with secret text messages at regular intervals throughout.

we-vibe-unite-with-remote-controlFor cheeky fun, the Bride/s could wear We Vibe Unite, a clever couples vibrator. Controlled by a discreet remote or by a free app on a  smartphone, We Vibe Unite delivers pinpoint thrills to clit & G-spot – guaranteed to liven up a long day!

 

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