Prank, desperate or lonely caller phones us 5+ times today, not saying anything each time, but finally, on the last call, managed to blurt out " I love you" before hanging up... We love you too, but probably not in the way you want!! Gent calls up wanting to exchange his vibrating cock ring which wasn't strong enough. Unusual as the more common complaint is that cock rings are too small ( yeah - right boys ;-)) As refunds/swapsies can only be made on faulty items we have to be quite clear; Faulty is something that doesn't work not something that fails to buzz one's balls off! Guy calls up asking " Is it possible for me and my girlfriend to try all the toys in store?" "Sh! Girl: "certainly" Man: "I mean for free?" Man calls up requesting "something long & big, like a sausage" Sh! Girl suggests he calls Iceland ... "Can I Book a massage" You can mate but *not* here!