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#MostAwkwardSituations

by Renee

Those of you who follow us on Twitter will know that we like to keep ourselves up to date with what’s trending, and we quickly realised we were on to a winner when #MostAwkwardSituations came up – we could write a book on the subject of tricky moments!

Here are a few of our most awkward situations (and some of them are regular occurrences, believe it or not!):

#MostAwkwardSituations
When a customer brings back a dildo or vibrator with lube, vaginal juices and pubes on it…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When a customer demands a refund because her orgasm wasn’t strong enough…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When we accidentally squirt customers with lube…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When a customer spends an hour reading erotica, and then disappears into the toilet for what seems like a suspiciously long time…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When a customer wants to try on a harness but has no underwear on…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When a customer slips out of the changing cubicle half-naked, and struts around the shop floor with bare boobs…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When male guests own up to having erections during class…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When customers dress up as nurses, and run out into the road spanking themselves with a paddle…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When guest insists on showing off how amazing her deep-throat skills are in our Blow His Mind class, and her eyes well up and we start gagging…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When you are having a serious conversation with a customer, and some guy keeps calling, masturbating and groaning over the phone…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When frisky couples invite us for threesomes ‘after work’…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When customers get carried away and start stroking us during conversation…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When a guy turns up with a half-eaten sandwich, hoping for a quickie during his lunch hour…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When granny and young grand daughter pop in, thinking we’re a sweet shop…

#MostAwkwardSituations
When asking the HR Department if there’s a law against spanking staff during work hours…

Those are some of our #MostAwkwardSituations, and we’ll no doubt tweet more as they happen!

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