This Sunday it’s Renee, our wonderful, ETO Award winning Shop Manager, who shares her not-so-secret wish list of joy. Curious about what someone who knows all about sex toys may want? You have to wait no more.
I know fleecy dressing gowns and pj’s are traditional Christmas gifts, but I want to spice things up a little. This silky dressing gown with lace inserts looks – and feels – great. Perfect for a chilled out, but still sexy, Christmas morning: dressed enough not to offend the in-laws but still a little skin on show…
Beautiful lace detailing and easy to peel off – need I say more? It comes in a variety of sizes, and if you come see us in the shop, we’ll help fit you. A corset is a marvellous garment; you’ll find yourself stand up straighter and sashaying around. I find a a woman in a corset is best accessorized with a glass of chilled bubbles, so I hope Santa brings a bottle of Moet too…
Rocks Off Feranti Hoopla Massager
Like many women, I prefer non-traditionally looking toys and this waterproof little massager ticks all the boxes for fun, creative play. Hoopla is USB rechargeable (it can be charged whilst I’m working – handy!) and so discreet. As you can see from the design, it isn’t intended for internal use, but the shape is great for all-over external play. This is the kind of toy you won’t mind someone finding!
Luxury Suede Flogger & Boudoir Bible
Thuddy suede strands and 18k white gold handle with Swarovski crystal… *sigh* At a whopping £99, I’m not going to buy it for myself but if Santa brings me one, I might even let him have a cheeky go.
The Boudoir Bible, written by Betony Vernon with illustrations by Francois Berthoud, is a modern sex guide for ‘the uninhibited’. Beautifully written, the Boudoir Bible is available for purchase in the shop, and I feel it’s the perfect bedtime read…
For my bezzie mates
A copy of Ultimate Guide to Orgasm for Women by Mikaya Heart
(one of my favourite books – I cannot recommended this enough) plus a Love Bullet Silver Lipstick vibrator – this will ensure their new year starts off with a decent bang, so to speak. The lipstick bullet is rechargeable and waterproof – and very quiet.
He’ll have a busy season, so a bit of stress relief might be appreciated. I’ll make sure to sneak a Tenga Egg into his pocket…